Originally Posted By thewhatever

thefrogman: Alright, you stabbed me. But I bet you won’t punch me in the eye. Sure, my eye hurts a little. But at least my genitals are unscathed.  Joke’s on you, I didn’t want kids anyway. saying what you mean.

thefrogman:

Alright, you stabbed me. But I bet you won’t punch me in the eye.

Sure, my eye hurts a little. But at least my genitals are unscathed. 

Joke’s on you, I didn’t want kids anyway.

saying what you mean.

(Source: thewhatever, via nightcheese)

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