Since appearing in films like Gigantic and (500) Days of Summer, Zooey Deschanel has come to represent the quintessential MPDG [Manic Pixie Dream Girl]. As such, she is a menace to society, responsible for the unrealistic relationship expectations of twenty-something men and women alike.

How Zooey Deschanel (Almost) Ruined My Sex Life

not applicable to me, but still a funny article.

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